"GET READY TO EMBRACE THE WILD RIDE // SJWW: WHERE NARCOTICS AND SAD VIBES MEET LOLZ // YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT! WE'RE A PUBLISHER AND RECORD LABEL FOR THE SUPER SERIOUSLY SAD, BUT IN A TOTALLY HILARIOUS WAY. IMAGINE THIS: A UNIVERSE WHERE ALL THE BRANDS YOU SECRETLY LOVE HAD A WEIRD BATMAN PARTY. THAT'S US. WE'RE LIKE THE BURNED OUT BLACK SHEEP OF THE CREATIVE FAMILY, ROCKING TO THE BEAT OF OUR OWN MELANCHOLY JAM. BUT HEY, DON'T GET IT TWISTED. WE'RE HERE TO CRACK YOU UP WHILE WE DIVE INTO THE MYSTERIOUS WORLD OF NARCOTICS AND THE KIND OF SADNESS THAT MAKES YOU GO 'LOL, SAME.' OUR HEROES? YEAH, YOU GUESSED IT—WARP AND PORNOGRAPHIC MAGAZINES FROM THE 80S, LIKE SWANK AND VIDEOBOY - IF THAT'S YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE, THEN BOB`S YOUR UNCLE. SO, WHAT DO WE DO? WE TAKE ALL THAT GLOOM AND DOOM AND TURN IT INTO A SPECTACLE. PUBLISHING? CHECK. RECORDS? DOUBLE CHECK. WE'RE YOUR ONE-STOP SHOP FOR EVERYTHING SADLY HILARIOUS. JOIN US AS WE FLIP THE SCRIPT ON NARCOTICS AND SADNESS. IT'S LIKE A CARNIVAL ROLLERCOASTER THROUGH YOUR FEELS, AND WE PROMISE YOU'LL BE LAUGH-CRYING ALL THE WAY. WELCOME TO SJWW—WHERE THE TEARS FLOW, THE MUSIC BUMPS, AND WE INVITE YOU TO THE PARTY OF YOUR SAD, STRANGE DREAMS.